Friday, December 31, 2010

ready? get... set.. keep setting, stay, dont go!!

Hi all :) First of all wishing you a very prosperous revolution of the earth. new year they call it. and i am sorry for this huge delay in this post. And this post of mine may irritate you so all the "optimists",

Doesn't matetr if people say stop reading does it?? Obvious is it not?? :)

It has become so obvious and common in every man's life (not to be a male chauvinist, by man i mean huMAN) he definitely has faced a lot of years and obviously every year would have a January 1. Oh yeah that can be called as a new year.

We often face a position in our life when we ask ourselves these(or atleast .01% close to these) kind of questions,
Have you ever
->been to a party when yu often thought noone would notice if you were missing?
->Looked some one in the eye and told them how dumb and stupid they were?
->Slapped a stranger on purpose and said,"oh sorry i thought you were my friend because yu looked so similar to him." and repeat it?
->Walk in to a couple's room knowing they are making out and say,"eeeshk get a room"
->Stand on a foot board of an empty bus, and when the conductor says,"yu useless piece of shit come up and get in, if yu die my family goes to street." yu say,"if yu want yu come outside yu lazy piece of crap and besides yu have a family? Ok that gives me a hope that i definitely would get married."
->now you re thinking why are yu still reading this?

Well if you have done none of this then stop reading now(please dont, just an attitude attempt)
If yu have done atleast done one of those, then think. Think how happy you felt at that moment(ofcourse if you were not beaten up later on)

It has practically got nothing to do with this post except for the fact that all these things are considered to be fun. And i bet anyone that you can do these things on any day of the year. So the question is, why such a hype about new year? Lets face it, the old traditional reasons are so long dead and gone. Well it was actually because a solar calendar developed by Julius Ceaser in some B.C period and in that January 1st was said to be the completion of one revolution. And clearly we are not celebrating for that reason. Its for fun, thats all it is. Nothing new about the new year except for a number change in the date we use.

So the things that mostly happen on a new years eve, or the december month maximum are New release of movies, lot of hype about all the planning for the year, Celebrities and politicians on TV for no obvious reason, shaking hands, New(but mostly dumb) movies on TV channels,
no TV soaps
for house wives- damn :( no soap
for the youth- Another day to relax
For old people- yeah whatever

a Holiday
For working people- Finally a holiday
For 3rd year and final year college students
-> boys- damn a holiday, just catch a movie or something, ask the girls if they are coming
-> Girs- crap girls, its a holiday the guys would probably be waiting for us to go for a movie with them lets have some fun by making them wait { seriously what is wrong with you :/?} eventually the guys go alone and later the girls blame them for not taking them along.

More or less these are few of the things that happen on a new year or days close to it. Everyone knows that its nothing big except for the holiday and the hype. They just don wanna admit it because its fun. Overrating things is what it should be called. Hey its just another day. If you think about it there are some people who have the feeling that if something goes wrong on new year, the who year is gonna collapse for them. Many other Superstitious reasons as well.

New years day or eve january 1st is just another day we go through. Every month has a new day, every day has a new hour every hour has a new minute and it keeps going on. Life goes on it does not refresh just because its a new year. Things still happen and time still goes on. Being a social animal, we humans just overrate it to be a very High day in every year. If you give this rating to every second of your life, imagine how fabulous your life would be....
New years day or eve january 1st is just another day we go through.
cheers!!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

the rain, the wind, the blue moon and her

It was a rainy day, i was sitting in my office, in my cabin, comfortable chair, side-screens open, soundproof glass but still could imagine the rain drops splatter on the glass, i loosened my tie and relaxed on the chair and leaning back i saw outside, through the blue tinted glass, the most beautiful sight i have ever seen in my life, moon through a misty n blurred glass. It seemed to be so beautiful that i kept looking at it like i used to look at a girl in my college(stop imagining, i spoke only one sentence to her in those 4 years of college). As i kept looking at that gorgeous moon a million thoughts were running through my head, one of which revolved around someone special. I started remembering every moment together with that person. Despite the blurry window the moon looked gorgeous, in a similar way the persons face was blurred but dazzling that person was despite the blur. My eyes were welled up because that person could not be there with me, my lips were smiling because of the moments we had were like indescribable. Pain filled with bits of pleasure, or in a less confusing but more complicated manner, an eternal bliss for a limited period of time. All of a sudden barging in all these almost a million thoughts, there was a knock at my cabins door. I, being the egoistic person i was i said,"come on in, it is not locked." what i saw there made me drop my jaw and i became speechless for the next few seconds. I could not believe my eyes. I got up and went near, it was the same person i was thinking about, the very same person whom i've been missing so much for all these months, the same person who keeps interrupting all my work at least once in fifteen minutes, saying "hi" with a smile which no smiley can ever explain. It was her. A bit differently dressed but i could bet my life it was her. All i could say was hi(better than Ross of course) and showed her the seat. An i stood by the glass, an we started speaking. I don't know about her but that was the best conversation i have ever had in my entire life. Then she came near me, and asked,"why dint it ever occur to you to get back together?". As i started to speak there was a tight slap. She said,"how could you leave me?" and came near me. All i could say was,"i am sorry" she came so close to me that i could feel her breath. She opened the glass windows and rain splattered on our faces, to my amazement the moon was blue. And there was heavy wind blowing which made it impossible for me to hear what she was saying. "Get the hell out of bed and get ready, and go for that interview yu lazy freak" were the first words i heard that morning. I was shocked because it was so real. I could feel the hit in my chest, i could feel the wind mildly, my face was wet.
Of course it was tuffy(my pet dog) which was licking my one side of the cheek, keeping its one paw on my chest, sniffing near my ears( the wind part probably). But the blue moon and her face, B.E.A.utiful..

Its not that people love you because you are special
you become special cos some people love you despite the way you are!!!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Relationships.

Hey all, again.. This post is actually not dedicated to anyone. Its something i wanted to tell. Or rather write and share in this case. To start of with, i would like you to ponder over somthing for a minute, what do you really mean by a relationship??
After you have thought about that, continue reading this. In general (as far as i know) if yu talk about relationships, or that yu are in a relationship, its an assumption that its ur guy/girl as in lovers. Well i wont blame anyone but still, i cant stop thinking what happened to all the other links to a person if this is referred to as a relationship. Not what i am trying to tell anyways :/
So according to me, there are only two types of things that decide how much you mean to the other person, or as people cal it your "relationship" with the person. In complex terms its the series of events that decide he is with or against him or her who does certain series of activities which may or may not bother the other. In simple terms, its love or hate. Call me stupid(please don't :|) but i don't believe that there are specifications in "relationships". It doesn't even narrow down to love or hate. That's pretty much it in my belief in the system. Its like trying to feed ginger to a monkey (don roll your eyes, i have not tried it) In my opinion.
So if you ask me (doesn't matter if you don't, because i am going to tell it anyway) if i dont believe that there are things like brothers, sisters, lover, wife etc (dint pluralize the last two because it felt lame) I wont lie, the answer would be a no. As much as i know, and as much as i have experienced, they are just names for levels of liking that people have for another. Not a discovery but still a statement :D. Anyway for me, if i like a person, i say i love them, or i dont say anything :P. Friends, Sister, Brother, Love blah :/ dang them. Its all love :)

Friday, October 15, 2010

the 3 fantasies..

Well hey again :), the 5 fantasies are not my fantasies, they are 5 words which give a lot of pressure in head..

1. WHAT IF:
As a normal human being, the word that mostly pops out in out head is "what if"... Its human nature and thats how all think. But this mostly happens only after a long time of events happening in ones own life. If you ask a person who has failed in exams he would say "if only i had studied", a person who had an accident,"if only he or i had watched out". a person whos someone had died,"if only i had known this i would ve done something". A person who barely passed in exam,"what if i had written that other answer, would have failed", a person who barely escaped an accident,"what if i had been there a second early"..
Thats the magic word. That almost all the people use to visualise the best or the worst that COULD have happened. And every person has his/her own top "what if's". Example mine are
1. what if i was never born - hypothetical, basically removes the chances of other 4
2. What if i had never come to chennai - Would not have studied in the school i studied in, would not have gained these people, would not have been what i am now.
3. What if i had not been in a theatre the day i answered "the" call- m not sure may be i stil would be smiling and happy
4. What if i was a stronger person by character - would've been way better than what i am now..
5. What if i were a girl - well, i would not have been a guy :|

Jokes apart guys, its actually a very big thing, the "what if" i mean. If you think about it, its like a different world, in which you can be who you want to be. Or who you could have been.

2.I WISH
Now if girls are reading this then its not the one you usually say :P
guy: m the right guy for yu
gal: yeah yu wish...

Its the word which a kid to a old person thinks, "aah i wish i were a star"..
A kid may wish "i wish i become a policeman so i can beat up everyone" a teenager "i wish she/he becomes mine forever" working person" i wish i get a better job and prove myself"
Now when it comes to old people there are 2 cases
1. happy old.."I wish i could see my grandchildren marry"
2. happy sad.."Oh my good god just take me away these morons are never going to get married"

Its like a dream for all the people and it proves that a kid is stil there in hearts of all the grown ups.

3. lets put a pin to it.
Well this is kind of a long shot, mostly people in the states use this, and its used when you want to prove something despite the existing fact. Say for example a married girl was your lover and now you want to tel her that you still in love with her and she still means a lot to you.
girl: No , i am married i cant do this right now.
guy : lets just put a pin to that fact that you are married and lets get back to that later, imagine us for now..
etc..

LOL dunno even why i wrote this just felt so :)

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Happy friendship day guys :)

I just thought i would try something about friendship.. yeah you might think that i am going to brag about the same "ship that never sinks" and a sentimental approach thing.. Since you all know that and al, i would like you people to tell you what i think about friendship. Its pretty simple. Every one who has sent you SMS's about love winning in a running race because friendship left it on purpose and all. Something i think none has sent as an SMS is this: "You never know when You start loving someone but You know in that instant that you are friends with some one". You start becoming friends with someone even before you learn what is friendship. When you are just 2 or 3 years old, you smile looking at the people you like. Other little kids like you n you like them. It just starts. anyone can be friends with anyone in this earth. the "A BOY AND A GIRL CAN NEVER REMAIN FRIENDS" is true. No don't start yelling at me yet, they become better and then the best friends not "JUST FRIENDS". And even if you guys say that doesn't hold good, then how is this for an argument. Even if they become more than friends, its that friendship that helps them to get to that relationship. after you become friends with someone, You cross all the problems, all sorrows, all joy, all the things, little or big, almost everything together. And that's what makes it all worth it. You will never know the worth of a person till that person leaves you. old 1
You only know the worth of a person when the person comes back to you after a separation- new1. And thinking about it, it sounds right. Fights and misunderstandings are a part of friendship. Possessiveness is a gift that comes with special friendships. Expectation can be the sweetest dream if fulfilled or your worst nightmare if yu fail. but after everything is over, what makes the pain, the tears, the sorrow worth is "you dumb ass, you really thought we fought?? come here >:d<". So to all my friends, i am really really sorry from the bottom of my heart if i ve hurt you intentionally or unintentionally. :)

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Rules Of Lying

After a disappointing results of some of the dumbest surveys about successful lying :P i have come to a conclusion to teach the youth of today how to lie. Because lying is not a tough task, but escaping after that is tough.. That's where you need expert advice :P so here goes..
I ll start of with the easy concepts.
a lie can have multiple definitions. example
Lying to your friend: depends but alwayz fun
Lying to your girlfriend: survival
Lying to your teacher: obvious entertainment
Lying to your parents: i don think you lie about anything except marks or girls :P so safety
Lying to yourself: cheating yourself(come on, one decent post :P)

so lying is for various purposes but here are the things that you need to follow when you are lying an when you want to get away with it for the time being or longer :P especially with wives or girlfriends :D

here are the few things that i know you can use to be safe.
1. When you lie, don even try to butter up the person so that he/she might fall for it.
why?? when you try to butter some one up its pretty obviously shown. example shaking hands like there is no tomorrow, or if its a girl, you go on commenting about how good they look, or how well they dress, it becomes a bit too much than what she expects.

2. Dont look down and shy out and the lie to the person.
do this and nobody is needed to tel the other person that you are lying. its equal to apologizing to that person before even lying.

3. Speak in a normal pace and maintain eye contact
This is what you have to do often in an interview. This is no less to an interview only your chances of getting caught are higher.

4. Please for heavens sake make the lie simple.
Because if you give complex values just to make it amusing, he/she will remember what you said, but if we forget what exactly we said --> INSULT

5. MEMORY now this is divided into two classes
>what remember what was it that you lied about. Cos when that person says something about your lie and you say "is it??" you will get beaten :P

>to whom this is even more important than the previous one. Cos you need to remember what have you lied to whom. forgetting what you lied wil get you beaten. Wrong lie at wrong place may get you killed :P

6. Lie but not more than you are capable of
this is the most bloody important thing of all. if suddenly i go to my friends and say i got the mister punctual award in my office they ll start ROFLing immediately(even if it were to be true. yea i know. sucks :|). lie within the range :D

7. When to surrender
This should be done with precision and accuracy. This is to be done when you know that you got caught. Go to the person and say with a smile(if its a silly lie. don do this if you lied something like you got Harvard, n then she knew you dint pass your UG. don't laugh in that spot. If you lied this way refer point 6). if things go out of hand, you can always use another lie to cover it up. But the one problem here is that if you get caught again, x_x R.I.P... so lie about something you dunno but you are sure of..

Go and lie you liars :D life is race :P

PS: One of the people who read this blog, pointed out a very good thing.. all that fun is there, but if one starts lying then to cover it you need to lie again and the chain goes on... so avoid this :)

What makes college so special and unique.. my view

As all the people know, college life is one of the most "happy" days of the life span. And its because of certain hidden and special reasons that it becomes a special part of our life.. Its really simple. In short we make friend in the shortest span and we remember these days for like ages. We bunk classes, we re proud then, but later on in office we cant sneak out cos its an office we are at liberty to go out, we don have that thrill. We hit on girls from a distance(girls hit on boys obviously, unless...) In office they come and speak to us. Its like till something happens to us we never know how much its worth, school, college, hostel, Area, city etc....
Not before college "most" of us had bunked to just watch a movie in hostel, Or hit on the same girl and look at each other and say "sappa piece", or just roam about in coll without a reason. Happens, and for those who say they re having fun in other states or countries as much as they had in coll, one word to yu all.. LYING!! Sitting in the last bench, makin fun of first benchers, teasin the staff, getting caught reading auto magazines in class, locking people in bathroom, rides to coll and back as a group.. I dont think all this is something anyone can get a second time in their life.
Call me stupid(which most already do) but i would definitely like to relive that life at any cost(immediately don post up ur bid ya morons :|)
Its like the friends we make through childhood, re somewhere equal to the special(especially girls(for boys)) that we get in college, fights yes but end up laughing dont ya... Carefree and irresponsible, yet the best moments of our lives... college rox..

Sunday, July 25, 2010

People whom i miss the most -_-

lol i made it :P
the numberings re just the numbers so please don b mad t me :}

1. tuffy-


sadass dawg i miss ye a lot.. thou yu re happily rolin on my bed tat yu ve successfully stolen from me to get ur ass on AC, i stil miss yu. yu sadistic canine yu :)


2. jinx- my o my, its true what they have said.. don ask me what i cant remember :P we were not very close at all.. but 3 months before i left, we became really close frens... real close n i think yu re one o the few ppl i cal up whn i am upset... things i mis bout yu
1. X
2. ur "eeeeeeiiiii" wavering sound
3. u
:D





3. dee - lol is the word i get whn i think bout yu dee. cos yu learnt tat word usage from me n yu re usin t for almost everythn..
vas: i m havin afever o 103**
dee:lol why
vas:i dunno sm prob no idea
dee:lol ok
vas:podinga !!#$@$@
:) miss yu sis.. miss yu loads. ur forever mama, vas :P

4.fatfuu<- first o all thanks for all the lies to my mom da.. n macha unna thitarthuku kaarname vendam da. avlo gethu yu re :) for us mama macha = %%%$#@ %^$@ lol :) 6 years la odamba korakaren nu soliye 6 years aaga pogudu(its been six years since you said yu ll reduce ur weight in 6 years) :) betta become a bit slim or yu ll b molested in US man.. mis u yu retarded f$%#


5. profiaso- sniper_mag_aimbot_ye filthy old hag_vidhai_vidhwalk_lol.. ivlo vishiyam.. n stil yu rox :) drag from inferno to dust2.. headshot to ur own teammate in mid.. there are some things money cant buy n these re som o those moments :D





6. va_vaaila:P- same as kar, thanks for all the lies to my mom :) college la if i ve spent 50 k, actully t wudave been 10 k :P mass. n u n ur tales bout the sister messagin yu :P n the full time investigation in the hostel room.. mass tyms those were :) yu rox da



7. Preeth aka bluberry, yu re one of my favourite ever smiling people in this earth and no matter what preeth i am damn sure, i can never make yu cry :D yu rock the way yu re and m damn sur ei miss yu despite being in the same place









8. swe- seriously i DID NOT know tat yu were from my coll swe :P till we joined coll. what a journey t has been.. fights, problems, lunch time fun, smal misunderstandings, the tyms yu cried to me :P i won tel y don worry.. whatever happens swe, ll b there for yu :) but jus remember our dealins thou i was a weensy bit late :P miss ya







9. pras- chennai - australlia - nepal - mauriitius now... journey may continue.. doctor pras :) yu rox n i miss yu loads. make sure yu temme whn yu come to chennai.. or hyd or india for tat matter.. :)







10. MEOW- few things bout yu meow 1. neva pik up cal 2. never respond to msgs 3. never ever msg askin y i called yet we re bes frens.. lol :) started as enemies in 9th, worst enemies in 10th, normal in 11th, frens in 12th, THE BES FRENS from then on :) miss yu :)





11. izz- lol don roll ur eyes yet:P i knw yu won comment here :D so relax n have a nice time in bang.. n btw i dunno, yu re like one o the only ppl here who jus knew me for like 14 days :) yes i won forget cafeteria:P never ever... miss yu n be n contact..

12 Kangrooh:miss, yu ve been my bes fren n always ll be :) n yu rok... all the very best for ur future :) say hi to ya pets from my side :D n if they bite yu scold me over the phone :P miss yu n do keep in touch :)




12. arul- lol no niks for yu :) jus be who yu re cos yu re one o a kind n yu rok the way yu re :) jus meet me the next tym i come mang or yu come hyd or we both go chen :P >:d<>:d<

13. neel- no complexity here.. simply puttin it, even though i am in hydrabad, the trucks tyre still remains in chennai.. :) yu know what i am talkin bout man :) missin all those times when we started off to go somewhere an ended up being in the same street :P






14. PJDD- i doubt it if yu knw tat this is your nick name :P anyhow there is one improvement now. yu ve started pikin up your calls. good girl :) ur surprise is still with me :P take care of yourself and please stay away from preeth :P








15. sri - dei murderer :P of all the people in 11th standard, i thought yu were t he rowdy.. sadness... stil remember the midnight talk during exams of 12th da(perverted morons shoo!!!) AND STIL REMEMBER THE TIME YOU BROKE MY EYE.. anyway :P enjoys man an don worry..

16. rag- naara payale.. i sil remember the day when you asked "are you only depressed an sad when you are on fb or gmail chat" lol.. and you must remember this "enne prachanai unakku". lol moments.. drive your bike properly n tc :)


17. vishwa- lol the first thing that comes to my mind is your nick as ghajini.. secnd is obviously NFS road in bessy :P all gaming sessions and all the tyms ew had fun in an outside coll.. heaven :)



16. Bubble - well well well i guess i am missing some one:P okay dont roll your eyes here you go. i knew you wud search for your name.. hope you did :P Living it n lovin it must ve been your tag lol... phone calls - negative. messages - take cover. yelling at me- affermative :P miss you loads :)





17. SMAll- I dunno why i am putting you here small, but yu re really really one o my bes frens :D lol yu rok now an forever small. and your no boyfriend theory s a fail small.. yu definitely have a boyfriend =) i know it :P


i dunno these re th ppl i miss :) funny yet funny again :P


Sunday, July 18, 2010

Hard training in accenture :D

Placed in accenture guys.. as though you have not scolded me enough :D anyways for all those nabs who are saying i got it in my 1st try, i dint -_- don't be an noob grow up... i mean the job ;) so my Date Of Joining was 15/6 i guess. training was in HYDERABAD. staying with kv n friends. an as any place, any where, 1st 1 week is the dead line for the words by the faculties. the words are(were rather)
"you GOTTA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS AINT UR COLLEGE" lol :) tell me about it. sad ass old people spoiling youth's fun :P

the first five days were awesome man.. 2 gorgeous teachers :P lol :) teachers yu morons o_O don roll your eyes.. had fun buildin houses and drawing things :) but then.. PAIN!!!!!!

anyways the hard training is for a Counter strike clan(team of a game) In My opinion.. LAN on the training comps which have a shit configuration :) yet we play..


TESTS:
pass, No comments ffs :@ shoo

Punctuality:
please guys you knw hw punctual i am :D give me credit for having finished college :P in college i was like that, imagine office lol :) accenture s gonna go down asap :P
accend to the future t seems -_^

TO MY FOOD

Whenever, wherever
We'll learn to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

SLEEP ??
= vaseey + garena(online gaming software) +dota(the game we play) x 4 + vaio E(my laptop) + net +mafiaso(god :P) = GODLIKE!!!


So training s fun man :) fabulous fun :P

Lucid- Dream


Now this is one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me. All my friends know that i hated, school and college life to the core, except for the last 2 benches in school and the canteen in college.. but round 2 days ago i was sleeping. OK i sleep everyday, but that night in my dream, t was something unusual... like a slide show like pic of almost all the people i like.. in school t was, sree, neel, kv, srini, arjun, div, preet, 3 an kangroo. i mean t was a pretty simple thing. as usual we have activity hour on wednesday.. DAV was the school i studied in :P an t was jus a really big picture o all the pepole which was scrolling by itself.. after that the 1st day o college, was the continuation o my dream. it was in rajam hall, but it just was like a light music pub inside.. full dance fun n frolick. inside were these people.. jinx with that lower than knee kurta, dee with soda glasses and oily hair :P, niranjani(sorry had to be true to the fans) with long hair n standin tall, karthik thinner than what he s now. trust me he WAS thin... vishwa with enrolment form with gotham, couldnt see pro tho. mus be in camouflage.. :P same again a passing sequence. next was a weird thing again, i was running away with some girl(don conclude things you morons :@) i din see who she was til the end -_-" bloody b/w dreams.. we just were running someone calls we just run again. an when i woke up guess what??
I BLOODY MISS school N college :| 1 thing i was proud of s shattered :(..
if you liked the post say you like it, if you dint like t then still for my sake:P say you liked t :D kidding ya people.. just post the feed-backs :D

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

da starts :D


DISCLAIMER: This is not my own idea... not even close to that.... just writing a blog for no reason at all.... all the stories here are purely fictional, or may be even true for gods sake, why do you even care :P. so What the hell here it goes.

1. Thanks to praveen shekar, cos o whom i wanted to write a blog. may be the curiosity, or the interest or just the thought o getting comments saying its nice :P

2. Thanks to my pet tuffy, whom i can exploit all i wanna if i don get stories, here whatever i say will be true because no one can ask him :P

3. that's it, you think this is a mega series to go on for 12 years?? :|