Saturday, July 31, 2010

Happy friendship day guys :)

I just thought i would try something about friendship.. yeah you might think that i am going to brag about the same "ship that never sinks" and a sentimental approach thing.. Since you all know that and al, i would like you people to tell you what i think about friendship. Its pretty simple. Every one who has sent you SMS's about love winning in a running race because friendship left it on purpose and all. Something i think none has sent as an SMS is this: "You never know when You start loving someone but You know in that instant that you are friends with some one". You start becoming friends with someone even before you learn what is friendship. When you are just 2 or 3 years old, you smile looking at the people you like. Other little kids like you n you like them. It just starts. anyone can be friends with anyone in this earth. the "A BOY AND A GIRL CAN NEVER REMAIN FRIENDS" is true. No don't start yelling at me yet, they become better and then the best friends not "JUST FRIENDS". And even if you guys say that doesn't hold good, then how is this for an argument. Even if they become more than friends, its that friendship that helps them to get to that relationship. after you become friends with someone, You cross all the problems, all sorrows, all joy, all the things, little or big, almost everything together. And that's what makes it all worth it. You will never know the worth of a person till that person leaves you. old 1
You only know the worth of a person when the person comes back to you after a separation- new1. And thinking about it, it sounds right. Fights and misunderstandings are a part of friendship. Possessiveness is a gift that comes with special friendships. Expectation can be the sweetest dream if fulfilled or your worst nightmare if yu fail. but after everything is over, what makes the pain, the tears, the sorrow worth is "you dumb ass, you really thought we fought?? come here >:d<". So to all my friends, i am really really sorry from the bottom of my heart if i ve hurt you intentionally or unintentionally. :)

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Rules Of Lying

After a disappointing results of some of the dumbest surveys about successful lying :P i have come to a conclusion to teach the youth of today how to lie. Because lying is not a tough task, but escaping after that is tough.. That's where you need expert advice :P so here goes..
I ll start of with the easy concepts.
a lie can have multiple definitions. example
Lying to your friend: depends but alwayz fun
Lying to your girlfriend: survival
Lying to your teacher: obvious entertainment
Lying to your parents: i don think you lie about anything except marks or girls :P so safety
Lying to yourself: cheating yourself(come on, one decent post :P)

so lying is for various purposes but here are the things that you need to follow when you are lying an when you want to get away with it for the time being or longer :P especially with wives or girlfriends :D

here are the few things that i know you can use to be safe.
1. When you lie, don even try to butter up the person so that he/she might fall for it.
why?? when you try to butter some one up its pretty obviously shown. example shaking hands like there is no tomorrow, or if its a girl, you go on commenting about how good they look, or how well they dress, it becomes a bit too much than what she expects.

2. Dont look down and shy out and the lie to the person.
do this and nobody is needed to tel the other person that you are lying. its equal to apologizing to that person before even lying.

3. Speak in a normal pace and maintain eye contact
This is what you have to do often in an interview. This is no less to an interview only your chances of getting caught are higher.

4. Please for heavens sake make the lie simple.
Because if you give complex values just to make it amusing, he/she will remember what you said, but if we forget what exactly we said --> INSULT

5. MEMORY now this is divided into two classes
>what remember what was it that you lied about. Cos when that person says something about your lie and you say "is it??" you will get beaten :P

>to whom this is even more important than the previous one. Cos you need to remember what have you lied to whom. forgetting what you lied wil get you beaten. Wrong lie at wrong place may get you killed :P

6. Lie but not more than you are capable of
this is the most bloody important thing of all. if suddenly i go to my friends and say i got the mister punctual award in my office they ll start ROFLing immediately(even if it were to be true. yea i know. sucks :|). lie within the range :D

7. When to surrender
This should be done with precision and accuracy. This is to be done when you know that you got caught. Go to the person and say with a smile(if its a silly lie. don do this if you lied something like you got Harvard, n then she knew you dint pass your UG. don't laugh in that spot. If you lied this way refer point 6). if things go out of hand, you can always use another lie to cover it up. But the one problem here is that if you get caught again, x_x R.I.P... so lie about something you dunno but you are sure of..

Go and lie you liars :D life is race :P

PS: One of the people who read this blog, pointed out a very good thing.. all that fun is there, but if one starts lying then to cover it you need to lie again and the chain goes on... so avoid this :)

What makes college so special and unique.. my view

As all the people know, college life is one of the most "happy" days of the life span. And its because of certain hidden and special reasons that it becomes a special part of our life.. Its really simple. In short we make friend in the shortest span and we remember these days for like ages. We bunk classes, we re proud then, but later on in office we cant sneak out cos its an office we are at liberty to go out, we don have that thrill. We hit on girls from a distance(girls hit on boys obviously, unless...) In office they come and speak to us. Its like till something happens to us we never know how much its worth, school, college, hostel, Area, city etc....
Not before college "most" of us had bunked to just watch a movie in hostel, Or hit on the same girl and look at each other and say "sappa piece", or just roam about in coll without a reason. Happens, and for those who say they re having fun in other states or countries as much as they had in coll, one word to yu all.. LYING!! Sitting in the last bench, makin fun of first benchers, teasin the staff, getting caught reading auto magazines in class, locking people in bathroom, rides to coll and back as a group.. I dont think all this is something anyone can get a second time in their life.
Call me stupid(which most already do) but i would definitely like to relive that life at any cost(immediately don post up ur bid ya morons :|)
Its like the friends we make through childhood, re somewhere equal to the special(especially girls(for boys)) that we get in college, fights yes but end up laughing dont ya... Carefree and irresponsible, yet the best moments of our lives... college rox..

Sunday, July 25, 2010

People whom i miss the most -_-

lol i made it :P
the numberings re just the numbers so please don b mad t me :}

1. tuffy-


sadass dawg i miss ye a lot.. thou yu re happily rolin on my bed tat yu ve successfully stolen from me to get ur ass on AC, i stil miss yu. yu sadistic canine yu :)


2. jinx- my o my, its true what they have said.. don ask me what i cant remember :P we were not very close at all.. but 3 months before i left, we became really close frens... real close n i think yu re one o the few ppl i cal up whn i am upset... things i mis bout yu
1. X
2. ur "eeeeeeiiiii" wavering sound
3. u
:D





3. dee - lol is the word i get whn i think bout yu dee. cos yu learnt tat word usage from me n yu re usin t for almost everythn..
vas: i m havin afever o 103**
dee:lol why
vas:i dunno sm prob no idea
dee:lol ok
vas:podinga !!#$@$@
:) miss yu sis.. miss yu loads. ur forever mama, vas :P

4.fatfuu<- first o all thanks for all the lies to my mom da.. n macha unna thitarthuku kaarname vendam da. avlo gethu yu re :) for us mama macha = %%%$#@ %^$@ lol :) 6 years la odamba korakaren nu soliye 6 years aaga pogudu(its been six years since you said yu ll reduce ur weight in 6 years) :) betta become a bit slim or yu ll b molested in US man.. mis u yu retarded f$%#


5. profiaso- sniper_mag_aimbot_ye filthy old hag_vidhai_vidhwalk_lol.. ivlo vishiyam.. n stil yu rox :) drag from inferno to dust2.. headshot to ur own teammate in mid.. there are some things money cant buy n these re som o those moments :D





6. va_vaaila:P- same as kar, thanks for all the lies to my mom :) college la if i ve spent 50 k, actully t wudave been 10 k :P mass. n u n ur tales bout the sister messagin yu :P n the full time investigation in the hostel room.. mass tyms those were :) yu rox da



7. Preeth aka bluberry, yu re one of my favourite ever smiling people in this earth and no matter what preeth i am damn sure, i can never make yu cry :D yu rock the way yu re and m damn sur ei miss yu despite being in the same place









8. swe- seriously i DID NOT know tat yu were from my coll swe :P till we joined coll. what a journey t has been.. fights, problems, lunch time fun, smal misunderstandings, the tyms yu cried to me :P i won tel y don worry.. whatever happens swe, ll b there for yu :) but jus remember our dealins thou i was a weensy bit late :P miss ya







9. pras- chennai - australlia - nepal - mauriitius now... journey may continue.. doctor pras :) yu rox n i miss yu loads. make sure yu temme whn yu come to chennai.. or hyd or india for tat matter.. :)







10. MEOW- few things bout yu meow 1. neva pik up cal 2. never respond to msgs 3. never ever msg askin y i called yet we re bes frens.. lol :) started as enemies in 9th, worst enemies in 10th, normal in 11th, frens in 12th, THE BES FRENS from then on :) miss yu :)





11. izz- lol don roll ur eyes yet:P i knw yu won comment here :D so relax n have a nice time in bang.. n btw i dunno, yu re like one o the only ppl here who jus knew me for like 14 days :) yes i won forget cafeteria:P never ever... miss yu n be n contact..

12 Kangrooh:miss, yu ve been my bes fren n always ll be :) n yu rok... all the very best for ur future :) say hi to ya pets from my side :D n if they bite yu scold me over the phone :P miss yu n do keep in touch :)




12. arul- lol no niks for yu :) jus be who yu re cos yu re one o a kind n yu rok the way yu re :) jus meet me the next tym i come mang or yu come hyd or we both go chen :P >:d<>:d<

13. neel- no complexity here.. simply puttin it, even though i am in hydrabad, the trucks tyre still remains in chennai.. :) yu know what i am talkin bout man :) missin all those times when we started off to go somewhere an ended up being in the same street :P






14. PJDD- i doubt it if yu knw tat this is your nick name :P anyhow there is one improvement now. yu ve started pikin up your calls. good girl :) ur surprise is still with me :P take care of yourself and please stay away from preeth :P








15. sri - dei murderer :P of all the people in 11th standard, i thought yu were t he rowdy.. sadness... stil remember the midnight talk during exams of 12th da(perverted morons shoo!!!) AND STIL REMEMBER THE TIME YOU BROKE MY EYE.. anyway :P enjoys man an don worry..

16. rag- naara payale.. i sil remember the day when you asked "are you only depressed an sad when you are on fb or gmail chat" lol.. and you must remember this "enne prachanai unakku". lol moments.. drive your bike properly n tc :)


17. vishwa- lol the first thing that comes to my mind is your nick as ghajini.. secnd is obviously NFS road in bessy :P all gaming sessions and all the tyms ew had fun in an outside coll.. heaven :)



16. Bubble - well well well i guess i am missing some one:P okay dont roll your eyes here you go. i knew you wud search for your name.. hope you did :P Living it n lovin it must ve been your tag lol... phone calls - negative. messages - take cover. yelling at me- affermative :P miss you loads :)





17. SMAll- I dunno why i am putting you here small, but yu re really really one o my bes frens :D lol yu rok now an forever small. and your no boyfriend theory s a fail small.. yu definitely have a boyfriend =) i know it :P


i dunno these re th ppl i miss :) funny yet funny again :P


Sunday, July 18, 2010

Hard training in accenture :D

Placed in accenture guys.. as though you have not scolded me enough :D anyways for all those nabs who are saying i got it in my 1st try, i dint -_- don't be an noob grow up... i mean the job ;) so my Date Of Joining was 15/6 i guess. training was in HYDERABAD. staying with kv n friends. an as any place, any where, 1st 1 week is the dead line for the words by the faculties. the words are(were rather)
"you GOTTA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS AINT UR COLLEGE" lol :) tell me about it. sad ass old people spoiling youth's fun :P

the first five days were awesome man.. 2 gorgeous teachers :P lol :) teachers yu morons o_O don roll your eyes.. had fun buildin houses and drawing things :) but then.. PAIN!!!!!!

anyways the hard training is for a Counter strike clan(team of a game) In My opinion.. LAN on the training comps which have a shit configuration :) yet we play..


TESTS:
pass, No comments ffs :@ shoo

Punctuality:
please guys you knw hw punctual i am :D give me credit for having finished college :P in college i was like that, imagine office lol :) accenture s gonna go down asap :P
accend to the future t seems -_^

TO MY FOOD

Whenever, wherever
We'll learn to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

SLEEP ??
= vaseey + garena(online gaming software) +dota(the game we play) x 4 + vaio E(my laptop) + net +mafiaso(god :P) = GODLIKE!!!


So training s fun man :) fabulous fun :P

Lucid- Dream


Now this is one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me. All my friends know that i hated, school and college life to the core, except for the last 2 benches in school and the canteen in college.. but round 2 days ago i was sleeping. OK i sleep everyday, but that night in my dream, t was something unusual... like a slide show like pic of almost all the people i like.. in school t was, sree, neel, kv, srini, arjun, div, preet, 3 an kangroo. i mean t was a pretty simple thing. as usual we have activity hour on wednesday.. DAV was the school i studied in :P an t was jus a really big picture o all the pepole which was scrolling by itself.. after that the 1st day o college, was the continuation o my dream. it was in rajam hall, but it just was like a light music pub inside.. full dance fun n frolick. inside were these people.. jinx with that lower than knee kurta, dee with soda glasses and oily hair :P, niranjani(sorry had to be true to the fans) with long hair n standin tall, karthik thinner than what he s now. trust me he WAS thin... vishwa with enrolment form with gotham, couldnt see pro tho. mus be in camouflage.. :P same again a passing sequence. next was a weird thing again, i was running away with some girl(don conclude things you morons :@) i din see who she was til the end -_-" bloody b/w dreams.. we just were running someone calls we just run again. an when i woke up guess what??
I BLOODY MISS school N college :| 1 thing i was proud of s shattered :(..
if you liked the post say you like it, if you dint like t then still for my sake:P say you liked t :D kidding ya people.. just post the feed-backs :D

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

da starts :D


DISCLAIMER: This is not my own idea... not even close to that.... just writing a blog for no reason at all.... all the stories here are purely fictional, or may be even true for gods sake, why do you even care :P. so What the hell here it goes.

1. Thanks to praveen shekar, cos o whom i wanted to write a blog. may be the curiosity, or the interest or just the thought o getting comments saying its nice :P

2. Thanks to my pet tuffy, whom i can exploit all i wanna if i don get stories, here whatever i say will be true because no one can ask him :P

3. that's it, you think this is a mega series to go on for 12 years?? :|